that's an acceptable place to lick
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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