I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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