sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you didnt know i had herpes?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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