Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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