Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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