She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The adults are the big ones right?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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