Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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