Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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