I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
there was a trapeze. enough said
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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