This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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