there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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