do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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