IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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