so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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