do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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