He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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