i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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