i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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