Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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