How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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