so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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