Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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