I showed him my bush... on skype.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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