..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
