theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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