you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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