the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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