i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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