I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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