She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You don't make any sense
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