dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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