I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Can I color on your dick again?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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