what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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