Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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