The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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