And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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