Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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