Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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