I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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