she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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