it wasn't lemon gatorade
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
