woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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