Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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