Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Randomize
