Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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