I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
