you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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