Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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