I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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