There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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