Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just gift wrapped bread.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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