i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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