I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
