I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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