so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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