So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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