i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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