question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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