I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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